Tuesday, February 21, 2012

Mosaic

So, I had a random few days of free time recently and I decided to make a mosaic.  No idea where the idea came from, but I ran with it.  I must say the finished product really surprised me, and I realized art isn't as hard as I thought.  I also really enjoyed smashing all the tiles with a hammer (what a great stress reliever).  Below is the finished product, and then I'll show you how I went about creating him.

First, I went to Home Depot (that place makes me broke) and bought my supplies.  You'll need a board to glue the tiles to, I bought a pre-cut one measuring 2x2 and it's 3/8 of an inch thick.  You can buy whatever size you want for your project, but I wouldn't recommend getting too much thinner of a board because it might snap under the weight of the tiles and grout.  Then I bought random tiles that I liked, one large gray one for the elephant (about 1'x1'), some for the sand and grass, then two small white ones and two small black (though I only used the black for the eye, and it's very tiny).  The Home Depot I was at didn't have blue tiles, so I pick up one square of mosaic glass tiles (and they're already placed on a mat that I had to tear them off of).

I also got a tile nipper (literally) at A.C. Moore for $15, but that's optional. I used it for the tiny tiles of the trunk and to shape his eye.  I spent roughly $20 at Home Depot (but I already had the grout and tile adhesive).  The first thing I did was find a picture of an elephant, not sure why I chose an elephant to make either, but he was fairly easy to draw.  This is the picture I found:
And I used the above elephant to serve as a model for my own elephant, which was much less detailed.  But don't worry if you can't draw (I certainly can't), you really only need a rough outline, and if all else fails you can always bribe your friend to draw it.  So here is what my elephant looked like in his outline (you can barely see him because it's in pencil, sorry).

I was very proud of that little sketch (I mean, I can barely draw a stick figure).  Then I used my little hammer to smash the tiles to bits.  I did lay newspaper down to catch most of the mess but beware: tile pieces will fall everywhere and you will spend time cleaning it up.  Also, I used safety goggles, which were more like big sunglasses, but they did the trick.  Tile pieces will fly in your eyeballs, they don't care, so if you like your vision wear goggles.  Then I laid down the sand, then the grass, the sky and the white strip above the sky (clouds?)  I left the elephant for very last.  You'll want to stick very close to the lines you've drawn, it makes all the difference when you fill in the main shape.  All the breaks outside of the elephant were natural results of my hammer, I didn't use the tile nipper at all, but I still got very close to the elephant outline, so it is possible.  (Even the tusks broke themselves perfectly, it was amazing).
Finally, I smashed the gray tiles (that took forever) and placed the pieces on the board (that took even longer).  Once all the tiles were in place, I began the massive task of gluing them all down (that took the longest).  I used AcrylPro, which you can get at Home Depot (I think it's like $8).  And I spread it on the tiles individually with a plastic butter knife.  It took an excruciatingly long time, but I had good company.
Once all the tiles were glued, I let the whole thing dry for 24 hours.  I would suggest letting it dry even longer so the tiles don't fall off when you're spreading the grout.  Here he is, drying and waiting patiently to be grouted.

Then I used a grout spreader, which I don't have a picture of, but you can Google it (it's just a rectangle of metal with a handle).  I got a big blob of grout on my spreader and simply dragged in along the entire mosaic, letting the grout fill in all the crevices between the tiles).  Don't worry, it will cover the whole mosaic and look blurry and milky, but once the grout dries, you can wipe the tiles clean with a wet sponge or cloth.  And after it's all dry he was ready to be placed in my room. I couldn't hang him on the wall because he's super heavy and you can't put holes in the walls here anyway.  So I just rested him against the wall, and he settled in just fine.

So good luck and have fun and of course, I'd love to see pictures of your own creations!

Wednesday, January 25, 2012

A New Kind of Fish Bowl

In my free time I'm known to peruse the internet DIY blogs.  If you don't know already, I often pick up totally random DIY projects to keep myself from utter boredom, and ever since I've started, I've gotten semi-addicted.  But at least I get a nifty thing out of it.   Anyhow, a random search brought me to a very perfect Life of a Bored College Student project.  In most dorms (if not all), no pets but fish are allowed.  Never fear, I've found the perfect container for your new found scaly little friend (even though it'll never replaced the beloved you left at home).  Thrifty Decor Chick has an original and inexpensive way to house Nemo, Fishy, Borat, whomever and she gives great instructions too.  So here you go.

                                                                      Cool, right?

Monday, January 23, 2012

The Inevitable Job Hunt

      Ok, so I caved.  In an effort to fight my boredom, especially the mundane early weeks of classes when everything is back in full swing and yet nothing seems to be going on, and the course work hasn't crescendo-ed either, I decided to get a job.  (Ugh, I know).  But no worries, I'm not looking for anything serious; I certainly don't want a career (I'll worry about that after college, which I like to block from my mind entirely).  My first day on the hunt was demoralizing to say the least.  Apparently, all applications are online!  Don't get me wrong, I'm a strong proponent of the internet, as a means of convenience and learning and all that jazz, but how am I supposed to make a good impression when I'm a face-less, personality-less application in a sea of others?!  I would much rather go and fill out one in person, that way they can see what a great personality I have (or act for them).  After being told by so many places to go online, I got slightly disheartened and went home to wallow in my bed with defeat.
       The cherry on top was my friend announcing that she had successfully snatched a job at a fancy dining establishment.  Thanks, really needed that comfort (or I guess I should say 'motivation').  With a new outlook, and a very long Sunday before me, I went out in search again.  This time I had done my homework (I've gotten quite good at that, since I've spent my whole life in school) and made a list of all the places in my area that did not accept online applications.  I also breezed Craigslist (one of my favorite fight-boredom sites) and looked for local job postings.  There wasn't much to be found there, but it did help (and pass the time).
       And lucky me!  First place I went hired me on the spot, without even interviewing me.  See how well in-person impressions can make??  The only problem is that I will only be working roughly 6 hours a week (that's two micro shifts per week) and I won't be bringing in the bank by any means.  On a positive note, it'll pass the time (not much of it, but oh well) and I'll make a tiny enough income to spend it on other things to fight boredom (because isn't that the name of the game?)

       So my brief job search is now at a close and I'll be off on the next chapter of fighting boredom.  Be prepared for something crafty!

Feel free to share your job hunting experience, or maybe your view on online applications?